Ali and I had the talk tonight.
feistyred: I basically said to him, listen, you already have to pick me up when I fall and vice versa. I respect and love you immensely. I tell you every thing that I think and I think the world of you. You are amazing, all of my other friends love you to death. Will you take Heather’s place and be my best friend? He said yes. I don’t feel so alone anymore already. don’t make me get...
fuck this town
“due to the passover holiday” i will not have hot water in my building until monday morning. JELUS??? (ps: let it be known that the “JELUS??!” internet meme started with me. just saying. thanks for your attention. tequila is bad and stuff.)
it's just one of those fridays
angela: are you drunk?
angela: i'm reading your tweets.
heather: oh. i'm not.
heather: that's a great idea, though.
heather: getting a beer.
this is how i negotiate
aj: How much do you want for it?
me: I paid $900 for it. So, you know, whatever you want to give me.
aj: That's not very helpful.
me: I just don't like talking about money, especially with you.
aj: Well, I can't just take it from you. That's not right.
me: Look, just put something in an envelope and we'll call it a day.
me: Drugs don't count, by the way.
feistyred: Because I Said So with Mandy Moore and Diane Keaton is a horrible movie but it was in my dvd player tonight so I watched it. There’s this scene where Mandy is sleeping/dating two guys at once and I absolutely loved this scene, it reminded me of the last time I dated two guys at once. I had the best time of my life. I was seriously dating two different guys and when I was with one, I...
Sorry if my last email was bitchy; it’s 11am and I already hate the world.– email from me to my roommate, not ten minutes ago.
wtg, australian consulate
i just called to find out the status of my replacement passport — the fourth call in three days, first three unreturned — only to find it was available to pick up on April 5th, of which they failed to inform me. kind of brings new meaning to the compliment of my country being ‘laid back’.
Buzz buzz buzz
loggedminutes: So I spent most of last week getting this blog in order. It’s my first major foray back into the internet since Logged Hours died, and I’m actually really excited about it, particularly because it’s a group blog with super awesome writers. Contributors include Nick, Dash, Adam, Stephanie, Angela, Kat, Lara, Amanda, Chris, Greg, and Jaime. Stop by and check us out, we’re fun! ...
Mental Detox Week: Adbusters →
i am doing this, kinda-sorta, next week, for four days whilst traveling across the country. no laptop, no internet, no data coverage on my blackberry…
feistyred: Everything is easier in the suburbs. Get married. Have kids. Be bored. Die. you seem to discount the appeal of suburban closet space (in which case, sign me up.)
loggedminutes: Friday + Awesome Weather + Workplace Schadenfreude = BEST DAY EVER if the last bit is regarding me, i’m going to punch you in the face (after i let you buy me Momofuku on tuesday, obvs.) xoxoxo
i’m leaving in two weeks. any/everyone from...
h: i can't believe his shit sometimes.
a: ugh, he's such a little UGH.
me: we've been in this apartment less than twenty-four hours. the neighbours already left a note on my door about Piper.
alice: what did the note say?
me: 'please do something about your dog. the noise is ridiculous.'
alice: that note is fucking ridiculous. what do they want you to do, drug her?
me: oh my god, that's the best idea you've ever had.
testing out ping.fm…
come take my stuff. please.
here’s the deal: i’m taking an extended vacation at the beginning of may. that being said, i’ve acquired a lot of sundry objects during my two years in NYC, and it makes no sense to a) take them with me or b) put them in storage (see: books, CDs, a set of three battle robots which are supposedly super fun, miscellenous side tables, a dining room set, awesome kitchen stuff etc.)...