For dearest Mabel.This is what 18 months of my life felt like. Remember that time when you didn’t have a bed, so for three months you slept in mine? And it was like 90 degrees so most nights the only thing that separated me from you was some boy shorts and a bra? Yeah, that wasn’t gay at all….. I still love you, you dirty pirate hooker, but this whole episode made me think of you.
aaaaaaaaaand because i’m so gay, i just started sniffling at my desk. i miss you too, DPH.
